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Top John Mulaney quotes

Alexander Alexeenko - 18.05.20 (updated 18.05.20)

John Mulaney quotes is a kind of ridiculous humor. He is one of the most popular comedians in America. In addition, he works as an actor, writer, and producer. We will give you the most popular John Mulaney quotes and tell about his childhood.


Mulaney was born in Chicago, Illinois, the son of Ellen (née Stanton), a professor of law at Pritzker Northwestern University, and Charles Mulaney Jr., a lawyer and partner at Skadden Arps. His parents are both of Irish Catholic descent. His great-grandfather on the maternal side was George J. Bates, Republican Mayor of Salem, Massachusetts, who was also a congressman from that state. His maternal cousin is William H. Bates, who was also a US Congressman. Mulaney’s parents attended Georgetown University and Yale Law School. John Mulaney quotes about Clinton came from Yale period.

Looking through the lifestyle of Ricky Ricardo’s character in the program “I Love Lucy”, Mulaney knew that he wanted to do showbusiness at the age of five. At the age of seven, actor had the opportunity to audition for the role of Kevin in the movie Home Alone, but his parents refused. For the lower grades, he studied at St. Clement's School, where instead of writing reports, he and his best friend John O'Brien offered to execute what they learned in the hip-hop format.

1. John Mulaney quotes about Clinton

“You have the moral foundation of chocolate eclair.”

John Mulaney quotes of Bill Clinton is one of the highlights of his “The Comeback Kid”. In general, John, as a child, comes home and tells his father: “I am going to be a Democrat and I vote for Bill Clinton.” His dad replies: “You have a moral backbone of chocolate eclair.”

“Being president looks like the worst job in the world”

That's the conclusion the comedian came to. Apparently, he joked so often at the presidents that he absolutely did not want to be in their place.

2. Frustrating John Mulaney quotes

"Because it is the only thing you cannot replace"

John Mulaney quotes may seem ridiculous, like a quote, but the story he tells about the creation of this highlight is the greatest. The child said that someone at his party stole old old photographs of his grandmother. Two years later, he is shown to him by a wardrobe in his house with wall to wall with old antique photographs. Therefore, he says: “Why? ... Why are you doing this? " And his friend replies: " Because this is the only thing you cannot replace. "

"Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken"

John Mulaney quotes are often turned to animals. Silent pets often become an object of expression of dissatisfaction through an attempt to shush them. The comedian himself says that he simply has a high self-esteem, but he has a lot that he really likes.

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